where!?

Why does everyone think that hell is so far away from heaven? Wouldn't it make more sense if heaven was right next door to hell and hell had big blurry windows. It would be like watching the scrambled channels on TV. Maybe the windows would be covered with a layer of soap and every day they rinse it off and reapply it. The window would become clean and clear for a few short minutes then just as the last drop of water is drying revealing heaven's true majesty the soapy layer is reapplied once again so that as vainly as you try to have a glimpse of heaven it is impossible to sustain it's memory in your head. It all just passes so quickly. Once again you are relegated to guessing if they are playing and frolicking in the perfect temperature or being forced to jazzercise.